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Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms | Free U.S. Shipping

This deceptively sweet floral laundry bag flaunts your pretend dilemma: “Can’t decide which is dirtier: my laundry or the romance books I read?”

Let’s be honest—your laundry isn’t the only thing getting a little dirty around here. 

Spoiler: It’s the books. Always the books. 

Our bag is cute, functional, and passive-aggressively announces that yes, your Kindle is filthy—and you like it that way. 

If anyone judges, just smile sweetly. 

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 24489015425201508474
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